A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. BecauseMomwas a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, shemadethem all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a fewwordson how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after thewedding. Thecard said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got outtheNescafe jar.
It said:"Good till the last drop”.
Mom blushed, but was pleased for herdaughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for aweek, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after awhole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through thepagesfearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mom fainted!