An old woman gets on the bus with baskets, all of the sudden, Salim explodes!

A man is walking down the street drinking strawberry juice, a policeman arrests him, the man asks "Why do you stop me" the officer says: Wandering.

Want a plank joke? go to the shark!
Shoot.

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לא הבנתי את השניה והשלישית

two leaves are hanging on a tree. one of them asks the other: "why do you look ill?" the other leaf answers:" i'm a new leaf"

בעברית זה נשמע יותר טוב

איש אחד הולך ברחוב שותה מיץ תות עוצר אותו שוטר, האיש שואל "למה עצרת אותי?" השוטר אומר: שוטטות!
רוצה בדיחת קרש? לך לכריש

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piano?
You can drop a piano, but you can't piano an elephant.

יהיה משהו, כי יש משהו

What did the knife say to the cake?
What a peice.

What did the trash can says to the garbage?
You fell in trash can!

What did the shoelace say to the shoe?
Keep in touch

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Don't put dick

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החרא פגע במאוורר.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy