<DanF_DrC> hi
<Grigory> how do i know i sen ufo????
<DanF_DrC> hehe, if you don't know for sure then you may never know. what did you see?
<Grigory> saw big, gren lite go fast then it come down in trees far over
<Grigory> i lok to see and i find cheesburger
<Grigory> ??
<Grigory> wat dose it mean
<Grigory> sory for englis i am serb
<DanF_DrC> np. you found a cheeseburger?
<Grigory> yah in park
<Grigory> wher lite fel
<DanF_DrC> did it have wrapping paper? was it warm?
<Grigory> yes it had biet take ot
<Grigory> was wram, yes
<DanF_DrC> still warm?
<DanF_DrC> no paper?
<Grigory> papr on ground nearbye
<DanF_DrC> ok. it's possible that a person came by and saw the green light and got scared and ran
<Grigory> o
<DanF_DrC> how far away from you was the green light?
<Grigory> wat if alen got hungri?
<Grigory> hm
<Grigory> i say, bout ';50 metres
<DanF_DrC> how big was it?
<Grigory> maybi 500 sozyci
<Grigory> or amamrican mesure?
<Grigory> wat, is ekal?
<DanF_DrC> you don't user meters in serbia?
<Grigory> for big, we us sozyci
<DanF_DrC> tell me in meters please
<Grigory> 50 sozyci, maybi size of house
<Grigory> so is very big
<DanF_DrC> ok maybe 10-15 meters?
<DanF_DrC> like a bus?
<Grigory> no, much big
<Grigory> size of hotl
<Grigory> at lest from distinc
<DanF_DrC> didn't you say it was 50 meters from you?
<Grigory> no
<Grigory> 500
<DanF_DrC> ok
<DanF_DrC> what shape did it have?
<Grigory> kind of, oval
<Grigory> blury
<Grigory> from lite
<DanF_DrC> did it shimmer? like on the road on a hot day
<DanF_DrC> or was it calm
<Grigory> shimer, yes
<Grigory> flash, in out
<Grigory> yes?
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<DanF_DrC> no I meant more like a gas flame. you mean it pulsated? like the warp core in star trek?
<ED_P> okay guys i finally found you
<Grigory> star trek?
<ED_P> i was looking for a good ufo channel
<DanF_DrC> ED_P, shh
<ED_P> but i have a huge problem
<ED_P> i think i saw a ufo
<Grigory> it go, flash in out like flame
<Grigory> yes
<ED_P> and i'm scared. i need confirmation.
<DanF_DrC> ED_P, so did Grigory. please wait
<ED_P> my name comes first in the alien alphabet
<DanF_DrC> Grigory, did it have spots on it?
<Grigory> no
<Grigory> to far
<Grigory> it make sound, lik angry albanan
<Grigory> it go, grumbl
<Grigory> yes?
<Grigory> very, faint far of
<Grigory> but i hear
<DanF_DrC> nice
<Grigory> nice?
<DanF_DrC> what you saw was a ufo. if you are telling the truth
<Grigory> i am, tell truth
<Grigory> you are just lik other mens
<Grigory> in amaricanm
<DanF_DrC> I found two pictures. did it look like any of these two?
<Grigory> they say, he is crazy
<DanF_DrC> http://www.ldi5.com/i/ufo/nat/plasmoide2.jpg
<Grigory> they poke me
<Grigory> to take me away
<DanF_DrC> http://www.newzeal.com/steve/remote.../ComBudgetd.jpg
<Grigory> from, home, family
<Grigory> combudget
<Grigory> is it
<DanF_DrC> but green?
<Grigory> yes
<DanF_DrC> excellent
<Grigory> wat is it meaning
<DanF_DrC> hard to say but what you saw is quite rare. I would love to have seen it
<DanF_DrC> was the shape very much like the combudget one?
<Grigory> yes but no strip
<Grigory> just green
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<DanF_DrC> Grigory, you live in USA now?
<Grigory> yes
<DanF_DrC> where did this happen?
<Grigory> in, jew york
<Grigory> new
<DanF_DrC> hehe where?
<Grigory> new york
<Grigory> , is city yes
<DanF_DrC> new york is a big place
<DanF_DrC> where in new york
<Grigory> in plac with big, tree
<Grigory> man come to me, say giv me moneys
<Grigory> he take moneys
<Grigory> in place
<Grigory> many bad, peoples
<Grigory> in this
<DanF_DrC> where in new york did you see the ufo Grigory?
<Grigory> am not know, amrican name
<Grigory> big place with, tree, dirt
<Grigory> many peopl sleep
<Grigory> in open space
<DanF_DrC> you don't know any way to describe where you were?
<DanF_DrC> was it on manhattan?
<Grigory> big place, many smely, peopl
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<DanF_DrC> did you feel that it looked at you?
<Grigory> yes, but no eyes
<Grigory> more, like it noes of me
<Grigory> it noes what, i think
<DanF_DrC> did it speak to you?
<Grigory> no, it think words
<DanF_DrC> what words?
<DanF_DrC> what did it say
<Grigory> it say, grigory, we come for you we noes wat u do, we come from albana to get you
<DanF_DrC> really?
<Grigory> yes
<DanF_DrC> amazing
<Grigory> they follow
<Grigory> me, from serb
<Grigory> i am not wanting to tell
<DanF_DrC> have you seen it in serbia?
<Grigory> is, mak crazy
<Grigory> but am not
<Grigory> yes, serbya
<DanF_DrC> I believe you. don't worry about how it sounds
<Grigory> they say, he crazy serb stay away
<DanF_DrC> you have seen it before?
<Grigory> no
<Grigory> am confuse
<Grigory> sory
<Grigory> what is, say
<DanF_DrC> no problem
<DanF_DrC> what are you confused about?
<Grigory> words
<DanF_DrC> ok
<Grigory> am understand now
<Grigory> so wat aliyen
<Grigory> is
<Grigory> do, albana hav such teknologyes
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<Grigory> you see, is not just serb kill
<Grigory> albanan kill
<Grigory> kosovo was serb before, albanan come in
<DanF_DrC> yes. like israel
<Grigory> israel, is bad
<Grigory> jew, kill all
<Grigory> hate all
<Grigory> yes?
<DanF_DrC> yes they could do better
<DanF_DrC> not nice to the palestinians
<DanF_DrC> silly jews
<Grigory> peoples, always am say, oh jew is suffer, take pity on
<Grigory> but israel, is very rich
<DanF_DrC> I don't think they are very rich. they do ok but not rich
<DanF_DrC> compared to the palestinians perhaps
<Grigory> is rich, compare to serbya
<DanF_DrC> perhaps
<Grigory> denmark, is rich too yes
<DanF_DrC> well we do ok
<DanF_DrC> we have food and peace
<DanF_DrC> although we have troops in iraq
<Grigory> ah, iraq
<Grigory> usa, in iraq for jew
<DanF_DrC> because of our foolish primeminister
<Grigory> to protect jew
<DanF_DrC> yes probably
<Grigory> from sadam husin
<Grigory> http://www.kosovo.net/news/archive/...ember_10/3.html
<Grigory> see, is much violent
<DanF_DrC> about your ufo experience, I think you should write down everything you can remember about it. many pages
<Grigory> yes?
<Grigory> write, in book
<Grigory> in serbyan?
<Grigory> or anglo
<Grigory> helo?
<DanF_DrC> in your own languge so you don't forget. then you can read it later
<Grigory> yes, serb
<Grigory> you speak danyan?
<DanF_DrC> danish
<Grigory> o
<Grigory> so, wat is aliyen look like
<DanF_DrC> I think they can look like anything they want
<DanF_DrC> often they appear as small thin grey people with big black eyes
<DanF_DrC> sometimes tall. sometimes looks like us
<Grigory> do they hav big black beard
<Grigory> dark skin
<Grigory> moslem fez
<Grigory> yes?
<DanF_DrC> hehe never heard of any like that
<DanF_DrC> only some that look like white people
<DanF_DrC> they are call the nordic type
<DanF_DrC> because they are white with blond hair
<Grigory> waht about albanan type
<DanF_DrC> never
<Grigory> jew type?
<DanF_DrC> no
<Grigory> wat is my aliyen look like
<Grigory> is he serb?
<DanF_DrC> It's possible. I think they can look like what they want and it's mostly illusions but I've never heard of any with dark skin
<Grigory> come to help me
<Grigory> from albanan?
<DanF_DrC> hehe no I don't think so
<Grigory> he does not help?
<Grigory> but he is good you am say
<DanF_DrC> well noone knows what they really want
<DanF_DrC> I think they are good overall
<DanF_DrC> they help us grow perhaps
<DanF_DrC> some are very nice. some do what looks like medical tests on us
<DanF_DrC> perhaps they teach us about ourselves
<DanF_DrC> you know?
<DanF_DrC> you understand
<DanF_DrC> you saw something that made you think...
<DanF_DrC> you learn
<DanF_DrC> you grow
<ED_P> omg: http://www.ldi5.com/i/ufo/nat/plasmoide2.jpg. that's wut i saw
<DanF_DrC> ED_P, are you serious?
<ED_P> yes
<ED_P> cept
<ED_P> it was smaller
<ED_P> and more yellowish
<ED_P> very, very bright
<ED_P> like
<ED_P> a flashlight
<DanF_DrC> ED_P, try to form longer more descriptive sentences. tell me what happened. how it moved, how long it took etc
<ED_P> it didn't move from side to side. it move more like, toward me, you know?
<ED_P> the centre of the light was like the picture u showed
<ED_P> but coming from it
<ED_P> was more light
<ED_P> like, in a big radius
<DanF_DrC> ED_P, I see. so it had a core and a larger transparent luminous shell outside?
<ED_P> yeah yeah, like that.
<DanF_DrC> ok. was the shell well defined? sharp edge
<ED_P> it was more of a soft hue
<Grigory> what dos, aleyan look lyik?
<ED_P> i saw an alien with the lite
<DanF_DrC> ED_P, how far away was it? how big? where and when did you see it? for how long? any sounds?
<ED_P> it had like
<ED_P> uhh
<ED_P> it was a few meters away
<Grigory> did it hav, powr sourc?
<ED_P> yeah grigory
<ED_P> AA battery
<ED_P> from what i could tell
<DanF_DrC> ED_P, hmm are you serious?
<ED_P> yeah
<ED_P> i saw a ufo that ran on AA batteries
<DanF_DrC> you saw an alien holding an AA battery?
<Grigory> wat is, battery

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