היה לי משעמם אז הנה שיחת מתיחה בצ'אצ'

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: April(40910)
April(40910): Welcome to ChaCha!
April(40910): Hello
You: hi
April(40910): How can I help you with your search?
You: look i'm pretty emberessed..i need you to help me find my penis...i lost it on the internet
April(40910): I see
You: you're laughing now!! please stop doing that!!
April(40910): No actually I wasn't laughing
April(40910): How did you manage to do this?
You: don't lie to me..i can hear you laughing!!
April(40910): Ok maybe I snickered a little
April(40910):
You: i don't know i logged in and surrfed the web for a while and now i cant find my penis
You: tell me am i gonna die?
April(40910): I don't think so
You: CAN U FIND IT FOR ME???
April(40910): Do you remember where you were when you were surfing the web?
You: umm...www.howtocutoffyourdick.com
April(40910): If you go back to the place you last remember having it and trace your steps you may find it
You: good idea. thanks
April(40910): You didn't do this didi you?
April(40910): did*
April(40910): Follow the instructions on the website I mean
April(40910): You didn't I hope
You: i think i did
April(40910): Are you bleeding?
You: define bleeding
April(40910): red fliud like liquid coming from the groin area
You: umm let me check
April(40910): ok
You: no there's no such thing
You: there's no penis either
April(40910): What do you see there?
You: i see dead people
April(40910): hmmmm
You: stop laughing!!
April(40910): That's kind of strange.......have you told anyone else?
You: no..but i think of telling it to the police
April(40910): That may be a good idea
You: maybe it was some sort of an internet fraud or something
April(40910): I think I would tell them what happened and get something done about it
April(40910): Maybe they can get it back for you
You: yeah i guess it's a good idea
You: thanks
April(40910): I wish I could be of more help
You: that's ok
April(40910): You're welcome
April(40910): Good luck to you
You: thanks, have a nice day
April(40910): Have a great day!
April(40910): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

זה זיוף!לא יכול להיות שהיא דיברה איתך סתם ככה בלי לחפש אתר!

היא מטומטמת!

Status: Connecting ...

Status: Looking for a guide ...

Ring: ...

Status: Connected to guide: Michele(47433)

Michele(47433): Welcome to ChaCha!

You: Hello

Michele(47433): Hello, how are you?

You: How are you?

You: Im fine

You: and you?

Michele(47433): Good thanks

Michele(47433): How may I help you today?

You: How do I rob Cha Cha?

Michele(47433): One moment while I find you some information on that subject.

You: ok

Michele(47433): Nothing out there on robbing chacha.

You: are you sure?

You: I need some money

Michele(47433): I couldn't find anything.

You: How can I rob Google?

Michele(47433): That would be a new search.

You: ok

You: Thank you for your helping

Michele(47433): Anything else on this topic?

Michele(47433): Glad to have helped, have a great day.

You: mmm...

Michele(47433): bye

You: Bye

You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Session ended.

הזוי

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

זה לא הוגן!אני גם ניסיתי לעשות דברים מצחיקים אבל המחפשים הטפשים כל הזמן העיפו אותי!

ואז תשאל שאלות מפגרות

אהבתי את הרעיון (ואת זה שלא העיפו אותך...)

בברכה, נעם בריקמן

noam906@walla.co.il

חיזוק..

חסמו אותי

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Norma(15880)
Norma(15880): Welcome to ChaCha!
Norma(15880): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hey
Norma(15880): Hello
You: umm i am looking for marijuana
Norma(15880): I can not help you with illegal activities.
Norma(15880): Please have a wonderful day
You: no wait
You: i meant i need some info about marijuana
Norma(15880): Okay no problem.
Norma(15880): Just general information?
You: well..the info i need is where can i get it

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

חח יפה..

R.I.P.

ציטוט:

במקור נכתב על ידי MiG29 חסמו אותי Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Norma(15880) Norma(15880): Welcome to ChaCha! Norma(15880): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: hey Norma(15880): Hello You: umm i am looking for marijuana Norma(15880): I can not help you with illegal activities. Norma(15880): Please have a wonderful day You: no wait You: i meant i need some info about marijuana Norma(15880): Okay no problem. Norma(15880): Just general information? You: well..the info i need is where can i get it

לי הם עזרו עם דברים לא חוקיים.
הוא נתן לי קראק לויסטה:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Justine(71509)
Justine(71509): Welcome to ChaCha!
Justine(71509): Hey
You: Hi
Justine(71509): What did you need to know about this?
You: aah??

You: what?
You: ??
You: where are you?
Justine(71509): My house.
Justine(71509): Do you have a search.
You: yes
Justine(71509): okay..
You: what is the best crack for vista?
Justine(71509): Let me look
You: o.k
Justine(71509): Please look at this first site and tell me if I am on the right track
You: thanks
Justine(71509): more?
You: no thanks
Justine(71509): Okay
Justine(71509): Have a good day.
You: you are great
Justine(71509): yay
You: goodbye
Justine(71509): bye
Justine(71509):
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

ציטוט:

במקור נכתב על ידי ameerosh[b ] לי הם עזרו עם דברים לא חוקיים. הוא נתן לי קראק[/b] לויסטה: Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Ring: ... Status: Connected to guide: Justine(71509) Justine(71509): Welcome to ChaCha! Justine(71509): Hey You: Hi Justine(71509): What did you need to know about this? You: aah?? You: what? You: ?? You: where are you? Justine(71509): My house. Justine(71509): Do you have a search. You: yes Justine(71509): okay.. You: what is the best crack for vista? Justine(71509): Let me look You: o.k Justine(71509): Please look at this first site and tell me if I am on the right track You: thanks Justine(71509): more? You: no thanks Justine(71509): Okay Justine(71509): Have a good day. You: you are great Justine(71509): yay You: goodbye Justine(71509): bye Justine(71509): You: Thanks, I'm done. Status: Session ended.

לשניה הבהלת אותי...חשבתי הוא הביא לך קראק קוקאין

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

עכשיו אתה צריך להלשין עליו לחברה כדי שיפטרו אותו.

תגידו מאיפה משיגים את התוכנה הזאת? גם אני רוצה

http://search.chacha.com/

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

חזק חחח

היא יצאה מהר מידי :\

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Carol(77769)
Carol(77769): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Carol(77769): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: christie(74216)
christie(74216): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
christie(74216): Hi there. How are you today
You: i'm fine you?
christie(74216): I'm doing great. Thanks so much for asking!
You: so what are you doing today?
christie(74216): Searching for you one moment.
You:
You: hmm waht you can fine for me?
christie(74216): Take a look at the first site provided and let me know if thats the kind of results your looking for before I continue searching. Thanks!
You: almost
You: i need to hack the windows xp WGA
You: i can't update my windows
You: oh this is better
You: thanks
You: wanna chat?
christie(74216): Check out the last link.
christie(74216): As well I think this will be helpful
christie(74216): Have you gotten a chance to download the chacha toolbar?
You: yes the link is grate thanks
You: hmm not yet
christie(74216): I have included the chacha toolbar in the last link. Once downloaded, you will conveniently have the option to search alone OR with a guide right from your toolbar. I hope you like it
christie(74216): Thanks for choosing chacha. It was my pleasure to assist you. Have an awesome day
christie(74216): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

ציטוט:

April(40910): What do you see there? You: i see dead people

חחחחחחחח

הייתה לי שיחה יותר מצחיקה והכל נמחק.
נראה לי שפיטרו את זה שדיברתי איתו אחרי השיחה שלנו..

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Monika(78689)
Monika(78689): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hii
Monika(78689): Hi there! Just to verify, what kind of information can I find for you?
You: limousine for rent
Monika(78689): If you are wanting something local, I will need a zip code or something of that nature.
You: a ok whait a momento
You: ok?
Monika(78689): Okay..
You: 98687
You: dis you min?
Monika(78689): Thank you
You: i ned sumfing alse ok after
Monika(78689): Well I can not do 2 searches for 2 different things once I have already started one search.
You: ok
You: bat i ned a bank to give me the money for the limozine you can find me? and place to work job
Monika(78689): I can not do two seperate searches in one session.
Monika(78689): I will now be closing out this session.
Monika(78689): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


לא מצליח הם ישר....מנתקים

כולם מנתקים מיד!

IP שיניתי להם וניקיתי הכל בין שיחה לשיחה והם ישר קולטים שזה מישהוא משועמם

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeVon(80895)
DeVon(80895): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
DeVon(80895): Hello! How can I help you today?
You: My name is Joseph Dixon I'm 8 years old can you help me with my homework?
DeVon(80895): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Do you know the ABC?
DeVon(80895): Abc as in alphabet?
You: Yes
DeVon(80895): Sure! What would you like to know regarding abc's?
You: Well my teacher told me I should learn the ABC by heart can we sing the ABC together?
DeVon(80895): Sure! Looking for you now!
You: Thanks
DeVon(80895): You bet!
You: But can we sing it right now?
DeVon(80895): I can only show you results.
You: Umm can you show me the results and sing the ABC with me?
DeVon(80895): Please feel free to conduct another search on your new topic.
DeVon(80895): Your new topic is singing the abc's.
DeVon(80895): I am closing this session now. Have a great day!


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Brandt(81601)
Brandt(81601): Welcome to ChaCha!
Brandt(81601): Hello there
Brandt(81601): How can I assist you ?
You: Hi can you help with with my homework?
Brandt(81601): What do you need answered?
You: I need you to find me the meanings of two words
Brandt(81601): they are?
You: Hospitalization is the first one

Brandt(81601): just a moment
Brandt(81601): and the second?
You: thanks. the second word is bitch

Brandt(81601): Are these results sufficient?
You: can i tell u something?

Brandt(81601): ?
You: actually this is not for my homework...today my dad told my mom "bitch if u will bother me again i will hospitalize u"...what did he mean?

Brandt(81601): Thank you and have a wonderful day!
Brandt(81601): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Monika(78689)
Monika(78689): Welcome to ChaCha!
Monika(78689): Hi there! Just to verify, what kind of information can I find for you?
You: hello, do u know the ABC?
Monika(78689): Yes I do. What can I help you with?
You: Lets sing the ABC together..
Monika(78689): Any pranks, request for illegal, inappropriate, or pornographic material will be reported to the proper authorities. Would you like to continue with a legitimate search?
You: pranks? why do u think it is a prank?
Monika(78689): Do you have a legitimate search request?
You: yes!!!
Monika(78689): If not, I will be closing out this session.
Monika(78689): Then what may I help you with?
You: can u find me some guys that will sing the ABC with me
Monika(78689): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(76618)
Jennifer(76618): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Jennifer(76618): Hi there.
Jennifer(76618): Is there something specific on alter egos I can find for you today?
You: I want you to get me information on alter egos
You: no i don't
You: yes i do
You: no i don't
Jennifer(76618): Okay, just one moment please.
You: he is killing me!!! make him stop!!!
You: don't listen to him he's a fool
You: please...help me!!! make him go away!!!
Jennifer(76618): Is there anything else I can find for you on this today?
Jennifer(76618): If you need help, I recommend you call 911. Have a good day.
Jennifer(76618): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

ציטוט:

במקור נכתב על ידי MiG29 Status: Connecting ... Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: Brandt(81601) Brandt(81601): Welcome to ChaCha! Brandt(81601): Hello there Brandt(81601): How can I assist you ? You: Hi can you help with with my homework? Brandt(81601): What do you need answered? You: I need you to find me the meanings of two words Brandt(81601): they are? You: Hospitalization is the first one Brandt(81601): just a moment Brandt(81601): and the second? You: thanks. the second word is bitch Brandt(81601): Are these results sufficient? You: can i tell u something? Brandt(81601): ? You: actually this is not for my homework...today my dad told my mom "bitch if u will bother me again i will hospitalize u"...what did he mean? Brandt(81601): Thank you and have a wonderful day! Brandt(81601): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended.

חחחחח זה ענק !!

הכתום אששששששששש אחי

הנה מחפש שמסביר איך לחתוך את ה*** שלו:

You: ok,can you find me a web site that instruct how to cutt of your dick?
Andrew(83572): Ok
Andrew(83572): With a rubber band
Andrew(83572): Just slide it on and leave it on for about a week
Andrew(83572): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.

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זה תלוי יש כאלה משועממים חבל שלא שמרתי

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Status: Connecting ...


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(53824)
Jennifer(53824): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(53824): Hello There!
You: Hi
Jennifer(53824): Is there something specific I can find for you regarding dogs?
You: oh
You: yes
You: there is
Jennifer(53824): Great. What can I find for you today?
You: I'm searching for a dog with the name "maxymo"
Jennifer(53824): Just one moment while I transfer your search please. Thank you for being patient.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Katherine(57715)
Katherine(57715): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Katherine(57715): Hello, what can I help you find today please?
You: why did she transfer me?
You: i was bad?
Katherine(57715): I'm sorry, you must of been transfered.
Katherine(57715): I don't know, were you bad?
You: i think no
Katherine(57715): What can I help you search for today?
You: well
You: i'm searching for a dog
Katherine(57715): Ok.
You: with the name "maxymo"
Katherine(57715): hmmm... Ok.
Katherine(57715): Maxymo?
You: yes
You: more specific?
Katherine(57715): Yes please.
You: Maximo Gonzales
You: thank you
Katherine(57715): He's not the chihuahua in the taco bell comercials is he?
You: agein plz?
Katherine(57715): Nevermind. Sorry for the confusion.
You: i don't think he is a chihuahua in th e taco bell comercials
Katherine(57715): Oh, ok.
Katherine(57715): I have not found anything on this dog names "Maxymo Gonzales". Could he be listed a different way?
You: well
You: are you here?
Katherine(57715): Yes, I am here.
You: well... do you know sites that he maybe referenced in them ?
You: *about sites
Katherine(57715): No, none at all.
You: oh
You: how sad...
Katherine(57715): I have tried different ways of searching, and nothing has turned up.
You: wait a second - you said something about taco
You: can you say it agein/
Katherine(57715): Yes. I was asking if that was the name of the taco bell dog.
You: ?
You: he is a dog
You: not a bell
Katherine(57715): Yes, sorry for the confusion.
Katherine(57715): Is there something else I can find for you today? Or since I could not find anything would you like to be transfered?
You: maybe he became a bell since the last time that i saw him
Katherine(57715): Could be. Strange things happen now-a-days.
You: if you think that other people can help me more then you can, transfer me
You: do you think that other guids can help mo re?
Katherine(57715): I don't think they can, but I will transfer you if you like.
You: well
You: so transfer
Katherine(57715): It's honestly your choice. I am confident in my abilities.
Katherine(57715): Ok. Have a great day!
You: you too!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kimberly(74172)
Kimberly(74172): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Kimberly(74172): Hi
Kimberly(74172): How may I help you?
You: i'm searching for "Maximo Gonzales"
Kimberly(74172): Ok one moment
You: more spec ific?
You: *specific
Kimberly(74172): um let me see what i can come up with first unless it will help
You: ok
You: well should i be more specific?
Kimberly(74172): yeah go ahead
You: well he is a dog, i hope
Kimberly(74172): ok
You: maybe he be came a bell
You: *became
You: but if not, he is a dog
You: if god is with him
Kimberly(74172): cartoon?
You: maybe
Kimberly(74172): ok one moment
Kimberly(74172): I'm sorry I can't find anything...would you like to be transferred to another guide to further help you>
Kimberly(74172): ?
You: ok
Kimberly(74172): one moment...have a nice day!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(69165)
Jennifer(69165): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(69165): Hello! What can I help you find today?
You: i think i talked with you
You: a moment ago
Jennifer(69165): It is possible. What can I help you search regarding dogs?
You: "Maxymo Gonzales"
Jennifer(69165): Sure. One moment, please.
You: thank you
You: i need to go
You: thanks any-way
You: bye
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.






Status: Connecting ...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Angela(78385)
Angela(78385): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Angela(78385): Hello, What can I search for you?
You: i'm searching for people
Angela(78385): One moment please while I find those results.
You: i think you don't understand
Angela(78385): Hello, please be more specific as to what you're looking for?
You: i'm searching for specific people
Angela(78385): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: oh
You: well
Angela(78385): Yes.
You: i'm searching for people to kill
Angela(78385): Sorry, there's no results on people to kill.
Angela(78385): Is there anything else I can do for you?
You: well
You: you can donate me your body
Angela(78385): Please be aware that this search engine is used to find relevant results, this is not a chat room. Thanks
Angela(78385): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tiffany(72616)
Tiffany(72616): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Tiffany(72616): Hi
You: well
Tiffany(72616): How can I help you today?
You: i'm searching for a doctor
Tiffany(72616): What kind of zdoc.
You: oh
You: well
You: i'm searching for an e-mail doctor
Tiffany(72616): I am sorry but can you just tell me what you need and I might be able to help you.
You: well
You: my e-mail is not acting well
You: i think he is sick
Tiffany(72616): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Amy(14692)
Amy(14692): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Amy(14692): Hello
Amy(14692): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: oh
You: well
You: i'm searching for a website
Amy(14692): What kind of website?
You: search engine
You: a specific one
Amy(14692): Ok which one?
You: I heard about a very good one
You: "CHA CHA"
Amy(14692): I sent it to you in the 2nd result.
You: oh, thanks
Amy(14692): But this is ChaCha.
You: what is chacha?
Amy(14692): I will send you info on that.
You: oh no
You: i don't need
You: i just need the adress of the site

ופה היא חסמה אותי

ציטוט:

ופה היא חסמה אותי

WTF?!למה?!

כל כך מהר קראת את הכל?

שיט הזמן עובר ממש מהר...

אני מניח שאת האחרון הוספת אחרי זה כי את שלושת הללו שהיו לפניו כבר קראתי

הייתה לי עכשיו שיחה שאלתי אותו
I need the exact value of PI
הוא עושה לי

3.14000000000000000
OMG :|

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Status: Connected to guide: Phyllis(11510)
Phyllis(11510): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Phyllis(11510): Hi there
You: Hi!
Phyllis(11510): what sort of information can I find you on the topic of Love?
You: how to tell someone that i love here
You: *her
Phyllis(11510): ok one moment while I search that for you
You: how do YOU want to haer from a man that he love you?
Phyllis(11510): just plain old saying it
You: so i'l just say it
You: i love you phillis
Phyllis(11510): well I'm honored
You: thank you
Phyllis(11510): take a look at those results and let me know if they are what you are looking for please
You: i know you don't feel the same
You: but i can't save it anymore
You: i had to say it
You: i love you
Phyllis(11510): Good Luck and have a wonderful day !
Phyllis(11510): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Elizabeth(73602)
Elizabeth(73602): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
Elizabeth(73602): hi
You: listen
Elizabeth(73602): ?
Elizabeth(73602): Are you searching for something?
You: ive been sent here by my friends
Elizabeth(73602): Could you please be more specific as to what you are searching for?
You: yes they said I have no life and that because of that im not funny
Elizabeth(73602): Would you like some sites about jokes
You: and they told me to start being funny or they will kick my ass
You: I just want to know how to be funny
Elizabeth(73602): I'll send you some jokes.
You: because even if I tell a funny joke nobody laughts
You: ahh
You: looking at it
You: are you sure it would make me funny
You: ?
Elizabeth(73602): Yes. I already think you are funny though.
You: I like the third link
You: what do you think that is funny? (in general)
You: maybe you could give me a tip
Elizabeth(73602): People who are sarcastic can be funny.
Elizabeth(73602): Watch some funny movies
Elizabeth(73602): Like the Royal Tennenbaums
You: what does make you laught?
You: im gonna download it and watch it
Elizabeth(73602): ok
You: soo really what does make you laught?
Elizabeth(73602): people who can make fun of themselves
Elizabeth(73602): Do you like these sites?
You: for example?
Elizabeth(73602): Are you just goofing around?
Elizabeth(73602): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

שאלתי ארבעה אנשים מה הספרה האחרונה של פאי, והמטומטמים האלה עוד חיפשו אתרים
למרות שאחת התוצאות היתה מסקרנת: http://www.watleyreview.com/2004/062904-3.html

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Status: Connected to guide: Sara(35613)
Sara(35613): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sara(35613)
Sara(35613): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Sara(35613): Hello!
Sara(35613): Could you please be more specific as to what you're searching for?
You: oh
You: well
You: i was siting in my room and watching the floor, and then my sister walked in and told me that i got to get myself life
You: and that i don't have life
You: so i'm searching for trading sites
You: so i could buy life
Sara(35613): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Robert(67320)
Robert(67320): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi robert
Robert(67320): hello
Robert(67320): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: my dad keeps hitting me saying "be a man you wussy!"
You: but i don't know what he means by "be a man"
You: can you help me?!
You: he hits really hard...
You: and i can't stand it anymore
You: why do you ignore me robert?
You: do you hate me?
You: i think i will just commit suicide
You: nobody cares about me anyways
Robert(67320): i had to track your info on moment i am calling your local 911 service
You: but it was a prank...
Robert(67320): You should have a local atthority at your door in no time i hope it all works out good luck take care.
Robert(67320): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

אמאלהההההההההההההה

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

א הם לא יודעים תןIP שלך..אם הם היו יודעים הייתי נחסם
ב אנחנו בישראל

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

אבל זה שאנחנו בישראל באמת מרגיע אותי, המשטרה שלנו גרועה D:

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

ציטוט:

local 911 service

זה שהוא קרא לזה 911 לא אומר שהוא התכוון לארה"ב, רשום local. ואני מאמין שהוא באמת יכל להתקשר לשמטרה באיזור, אם הוא היה יכול לאתר את הכתובת שלך דרך הספקית אינטרנט, וצריך אישור מיוחד וסיפור עם בתי משפט וכל מיני (יש לנו זכויות).

או במילים אחרות - סתם רצה להבהיל אותך.

אחלה מתיחה BTW

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Status: Connected to guide: Lynette(69009)
Lynette(69009): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey
Lynette(69009): Hello
Lynette(69009): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: my friend has challenged me to learn 859 numbers of pi
Lynette(69009): ok
You: could you help me with that?
You: just find the numbers
Lynette(69009): I can find some sites that may be able to help
You: he said its normal that a 11 years old kid wil know pi up to the 700 number
You: do you think he is right?
Lynette(69009): Can't say, I would think it depends on the child
You: because I think he tryes to get a fool out of me..
Lynette(69009): ok, let me find some sites for you, be right with you
You: the first one isnt good
Lynette(69009): ok
Lynette(69009): I'll delete it,still searching
You: but thank you anyway
Lynette(69009): no problem, still looking hold on
You: that song is nice
Lynette(69009): yes, i was reading the comments
You: do you think knowing pi makes you smart?
You: and that girls love smart boys?
Lynette(69009): I think learning pi adds to what you already know! makes you knowledgeable, yes girls like smart boys,nobody wants someone who knows nothing
You: but its hard for me to remember pi
You: and I want girl to love me
You: ii only remember 3.14
Lynette(69009): Are these results sufficient?
You: I think
You: thank you anyway
You: do you love me?
Lynette(69009): Ok, well go through them
Lynette(69009): Can't say I do, You're a cutie pie! Have a great day! Thank you for using chacha
Lynette(69009): good luck
Lynette(69009): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

אני באמת לא מבין מה קורה לשירשור שלי....

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

תן לי לכתוב את זה בצורה שתבין,

הוא מתח אותך בחזרה!

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

זה פשוט חוצפה! כולה רציתי לדעת מזה inposavision והוא ניתק לי באמצע...

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Status: Connected to guide: andrew(9991)
andrew(9991): Welcome to ChaCha!
andrew(9991): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hai
You: me inglish no good
You: sori
You: me look for word
You: inposavision
You: help me?
andrew(9991): sure
You: ?
You: thank yu
andrew(9991): try thses
You: no me word
andrew(9991): its spelled wrong
andrew(9991): maybe you can tell me what you want to say
You: me say "inposavision of yu"
andrew(9991): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

סתם אחד מעכשיו..

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Status: Connected to guide: Teri(11826)
Teri(11826): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: are you Teri Hatcher?
Teri(11826): I wish.....
Teri(11826): Hi.....how are you today?
You: LOL
You: well
You: i actually wanted to ask you a question
Teri(11826): What is your question?
Teri(11826): sure...what can I help you find today?
You: who is Zain Gadol Ba'Tahat?
Teri(11826): Let's find out...please wait.
Teri(11826): The sites that come up for that person are in the french language.
Teri(11826): I'm not sure what to pull for you?.
You: no i need only in english..
Teri(11826): I'm not finding any english sites, sorry.
Teri(11826): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: yes
You: are you really not Teri Hatcher?
Teri(11826): I still wish....LOL
Teri(11826): Have a great day!
You: wait
You: one more question
Teri(11826): I'm here.
You: youre Eva Longoria right?
Teri(11826): Not that tiny, but close!!! LOL
Teri(11826): Have a great day!
Teri(11826): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

אני יודע שזה לא מצחיק סתם עשיתי..
בואנה אחי זה שבגללו התקשרו למשטרה.. הרגת אותי חח

עוד אחד מהרגע

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Status: Connected to guide: Nicholas(52836)
Nicholas(52836): Welcome to ChaCha!
Nicholas(52836): Good morning.
You: hi there mister nicholas
Nicholas(52836): How are you today?
You: im good mister nicholas.
You: are a you male mister nicholas?
Nicholas(52836): yes. you can just call me Nicholas.
You: oh, me too mister nicholas.
You: i wanted to ask you a question from a man to man mister nicholas.
Nicholas(52836): What can I help you with today?
You: why do i have those giant green pimples on my dick?
Nicholas(52836): I will find out for you.
You: they are very big you know
You: may it be because i raped a cow yesterday?
Nicholas(52836): maybe
You: oh.
You: by the way please check out if raping a cow is legal.
You: in the united states
You: is it legal mister nicholas?
Nicholas(52836): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

חסם אותי המניוק

ואחד אחרון

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Status: Connected to guide: Lenore(12776)
Lenore(12776): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there.
Lenore(12776): Hello! I will be helping you with your search today.
You: you got a nice name you know.. is that male or female name?
Lenore(12776): Female.
You: oh
You: nice
You: how old are u?
Lenore(12776): Do you have a search that I can help you with today?
You: yes.
You: my question is:
You: how old is Lenore?
Lenore(12776): Lenore what?
You: Lenore you you stupid asshole
Lenore(12776): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

אהבתי את האחרון
Lenore what?

ציטוט:

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