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"REARGUARD"*

RAFAEL's new revolutionary product.

"REARGUARD" protects your most vulnerable spot!

"REARGUARD" frees you from constant need to mind your backside!

"REARGUARD" gives you a peace of mind that no other protective device can give you!

"REARGUARD" has been extensively tested and proved impervious against the most formidable threats!

"REARGUARD" is so ahead of it's time that it makes any old body armor so Last Millennium…

The basic "REARGUARD" is a composite protective device with a novel, extremely durable ceramic layer backed by a lightweight and tough titanium mesh with an elastomeric layer between them. The outer layer is an ARAMID fiber, cloth like sheath, which comes in a large variety of customizable colors and textures. There are five sizes, from Small, through Medium, Large, Extra large and Imperial.

The Executive model has special flaps, to facilitate the ass licking mode. There is a left sided flap model, as well as a right sided or a double sided model, all with our quick release, patented snaps. The executive model also has a special expansion mode for those newly appointed executives who have not yet attained their maximum "Saddle Spread".

ACCESSORIES

A variety of interchangeable outer cloth sheaths to be used on different occasions. For instance: Our swim suit like sheath, the underwear like model complete with simulated skid marks, the bulged-in-the-lower-side model to simulate a hygienic pad, and the special miniature model to mimic a thong undie.
For special purposes, an additional cover can be fitted: Alligator skin, Rhinoceros hide, Armadillo armor, Tiger pelt or any custom made adornment, all individually hand crafted. A company logo is also applicable.
The "AVANTGUARD": A special expansion kit is easily installed, to provide an extended protection not only for your nether parts, but also for your forward vulnerable areas. It comes, of course in two models – Male and Female. The female model has another optional feature: The hidden, spring loaded, Guillotine trap, which proved extremely effective in field trials. The male model has a dual function, remotely operated, preprogrammable, erection hider, or erection simulator.
For high risk environments – RAFAEL offers a special electro-optic active/passive sensor suite, able to detect any approaching threat, and a special, user friendly, situation awareness display.
One of our most popular accessories is the new POPOVOX. This device has the ability to either completely muffle and suppress any kind of farting noises, in stealth mode, or alternately to change them to user selectable birdsongs, short brass-band marches or a variety of ring tones. A more elaborate model of the POPOVOX can also shunt the aforementioned fart through a catalytic converter to completely deodorize it, and, by means of an added module to add a certain perfume to the now odorless fart. The standard kit now includes "Rosebush", "Night Passion", "Freshly minted money", "Jungle riot", "New car" and "Diesel Exhaust". Our next model will also include "Black powder", "Gun Smoke" and the all new "Motor oil" odors.

DON’T WAIT – ORDER NOW!

OUR SPECIAL OFFER: BUY ONE FOR THE PRICE OF TWO AND GET THE SECOND ONE COMPLETELY FREE!!!

* "REARGUARD" is sold in ISRAEL as "KASTAKH" which is a Hebrew acronym for "BOTTOM SHIELD". All our products are guaranteed KOSHER.

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