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>>Abbott: I see you're here for your Hebrew lesson.
>>Costello: I'm ready to learn.
>>Abbott: Now, the first thing you must understand is that Hebrew and
>>English have many words which sound alike, but they do not mean the
>>same thing.
>>Costello: Sure, I understand.
>>Abbott: Now, don't be too quick to say that.
>>Costello: How stupid do you think I am - don't answer that. It's
>>simple - some words in Hebrew sound like words in English, but they
>>don't mean the same thing.
>>Abbott: Precisely.
>>Costello: We have that word in English, too. What does it mean in
>>Hebrew?
>>Abbott: No, no. Precisely is an English word.
>>Costello: I didn't come here to learn English, I came to learn
>>Hebrew. So make with the Hebrew.
>>Abbott: Fine. Let's start with mee.
>>Costello: You.
>>Abbott: No, mee.
>>Costello: Fine, we'll start with you.
>>Abbott: No, we'll start with mee.
>>Costello: Okay, have it your way.
>>Abbott: Now, mee is who.
>>Costello: You is Abbott.
>>Abbott: No, no, no. Mee is who.
>>Costello: You is Abbott.
>>Abbott: You don't understand.
>>Costello: I don't understand? Did you just say me is who?
>>Abbott: Yes I did. Mee is who.
>>Costello: You is Abbott.
>>Abbott: No, you misunderstand what I am saying. Tell me about mee.
>>Costello: Well, you're a nice enough guy.
>>Abbott: No, no. Tell me about mee!
>>Costello: Who?
>>Abbott: Precisely..
>>Costello: Precisely what?
>>Abbott: Precisely who.
>>Costello: It's precisely whom!
>>Abbott: No, mee is who.
>>Costello: Don't start that again - go on to something else.
>>Abbott: All right. Who is he.
>>Costello: Who is he?
>>Abbott: Yes.
>>Costello: I don't know. Who is he?
>>Abbott: Sure you do. You just said it.
>>Costello: I just said what?
>>Abbott: Who is he.
>>Costello: Who is he?
>>Abbott: Precisely.
>>Costello:Again with the precisely! Precisely who?
>>Abbott: No, precisely he.
>>Costello: Precisely he? Who is he?
>>Abbott: Precisely!
>>Costello: And what about me?
>>Abbott: Who.
>>Costello: me, me, me!
>>Abbott: Who, who, who!
>>Costello: What are you, an owl? Me! Who is me?
>>Abbott: No, who is he!
>>Costello: I don't know, maybe he is me!
>>Abbott: No, hee is she!
>>Costello: Do his parents know about this?
>>Abbott: About what?
>>Costello: About her!
>>Abbott: What about her?
>>Costello: That she is he!
>>Abbott: No, you've got it wrong - hee is she!
>>Costello: Then who is he?
>>Abbott: Precisely!
>>Costello: Who?
>>Abbott: He!
>>Costello: Me?
>>Abbott: Who!
>>Costello: He?
>>Abbott: She!
>>Costello: Who is she?
>>Abbott: No, who is he.
>>Costello: I don't care who is he, I want to know who is she?
>>Abbott: No, that's not right.
>>Costello: How can it not be right? I said it. I was standing here
>>when I said it, and I know me.
>>Abbott: Who.
>>Costello: Who
>>Abbott: Precisely!
>>Costello: Me! Me is that he you are talking about! He is me!
>>Abbott: No, hee is she!
>>Costello: Wait a minute, wait a minute! I'm trying to learn a
>>little Hebrew, and now I can't even speak English. Let me review.
>>Abbott: Go ahead.
>>Costello: Now first you want to know me is who.
>>Abbott: Correct.
>>Costello: And then you say who is he.
>>Abbot: Absolutely.
>>Costello: And then you tell me he is she.
>>Abbott & Costello: Precisely!
>>Costello: Now look at this logically. If me is who, and who is he,
>>and he is she, don't it stand to reason that me is she?
>>Abbott: Who?
>>Costello: She!
>>Abbott: That is he!
>>Costello: Who is he?
>>Abbott & Costello: Precisely!
>>Costello: I have just about had it. You have me so confused that I
>>just want to go home. You know what I want? Ma!
>>Abbott:What.
>>Costello: I said Ma.
>>Abbott: What.
>>Costello: What are you, deaf? I want Ma!
>>Abbott: What!
>>Costello: Not what, who!
>>Abbott: He!
>>Costello: Not he! Ma is not he!
>>Abbott: Of course not! Who is he!
>>Costello: I don't know. I don't know. I don't care. I don't care
>>who is he, he is she, me is who, ma is what. I just want to go home
>>now and play with my dog.
>>Abbott: Fish.
>>Costello: Fish?
>>Abbott: Dag is fish.
>>Costello: That's all, I'm outa here.
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