בגלל שכל המתיחות היו מפוזרות בשני אשכולות..
החלטתי לפתוח אשכול שבו תשימו את כולם
זה האחרון שלי

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lenore(12776)
Lenore(12776): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there.
Lenore(12776): Hello! I will be helping you with your search today.
You: you got a nice name you know.. is that male or female name?
Lenore(12776): Female.
You: oh
You: nice
You: how old are u?
Lenore(12776): Do you have a search that I can help you with today?
You: yes.
You: my question is:
You: how old is Lenore?
Lenore(12776): Lenore what?
You: Lenore you you stupid asshole
Lenore(12776): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

למי שלא יודע על מה אני מדבר - www.chacha.com

אתם עוד לא מבינים שאתם מדברים עם בוטים ?

אלה לא בוטים, הם פשוט מטומטמים

מחזק
יש להם כמה משפטים מוכנים אבל הם לא בוטים
אם הם בוטים למה להם לטעון שאין מישהו פנוי?

ציטוט:

במקור נכתב על ידי ChaCha All ChaCha Guides are currently searching with others. Try the following links or "Search With Guide" again soon.

גם במחשבים יש עומס, אתה יודע...

לא, אתם המטומטמים. הם מרוויחים על זה כסף.
משהו כמו 90% מה"מדריכים" שם הם בוטים, כוח עבודה זול.

ניסית לדבר עם אחד? הם לא בוטים, אבל הם משתמשים במשפטים קבועים כדי לא לכתוב כל אחד מחדש...
דיברתי עם המנהל שם שיחה שלמה, הוא אמר לי שכדי להיות מדריך אני צריך להיות מעל גיל 18 ועם רשיון עבודה בארה"ב, ידע באנגלית ועוד כמה דברים...

איך הם מרוויחים על זה כסף?

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

אנשים שעובדים שם מן הסתם מקבלים משכורת. האתר עצמו, כמו כל פרויקט בשלבים ראשוניים, נמצא בהפסדים. אבל הם בונים על הרווחים שיבואו אחר כך.
כן, ניסיתי לדבר. ההתרשמות שלי היא שרוב השיחה אם לא כולה מנוהלת ע"י מחשב. יש לזה המון יתרונות.

רוב השיחה מנוהלת ע"י מחשב? אז זאת אומרת שפעם המחשב דיבר איתך, אחר כך הבן אדם... ?

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

אני לא מתיימר לדעת איך האלגוריתם שם עובד.
לדעתי, רוב השיחה מנוהלת ע"י בוט. אם יש מישהו פנוי סביר להניח שהוא יבוא לעזור בעצמו, אם הבוט מתקשה. זה חוסך להם זמן אדיר, ומאפשר לעבוד מול מספר אנשים במקביל.

יש להם הרבה משפטי ברירת מחדל שהם משתמשים בהם

כן, זה הרעיון מאחורי בוט...

הרצתי לפחות 20 חיפושים, וב90% מהחיפושים התגובות של המדריך היא לא תגובה הגיונית לבוט

אתה תופתע לגלות איזו רמה של אינטיליגנציה מלאכותית קיימת היום.
בכל אופן, תחשוב על זה בדרך השלילה - נראה לך שאתר שהוקם לפני חודשים בודדים ועדיין נמצא בגרסאת בטא, יכול להרשות לעצמו להעסיק עשרות אלפי עובדים, שבמקרה גם כולם נשים ? וגם אם כן, למה לו ?
תחשבו מה שאתם רוצים. אם זה מה שעושה לכם טוב, לבריאות. מיצינו את הדיון.

לדעתי כדאי לגמור עם זה כאן, אחרת ינעלו את האשכול

טוב שלא הגזמת. יש עשרות עובדים.
קרה לי גם שאף אחד לא היה זמין כמה פעמים.

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

יצא לי לדבר עם andrew... לא כולם נשים...


אבל באמת נשמע סביר שרוב החיפושים יהיו מול בוטים.

חתימתכם הוסרה כיוון שלא עמדה בחוקי האתר. לפרטים נוספים לחצו כאן. תוכלו לקבל עזרה להתאמת החתימה לחוקים בפורום חתימות וצלמיות.

אולי המשטים שהם אומרים בהתחלה ובסוף זהים בכל השיחות, אבל הם בני אדם. היתי שיחה שהאיש עצמו כתב שגאית כתיב ואחרי זה תיקן (ואל תגיד לי שהם תיכנתו בוטים שיעשו את זה). ויש חלק שמדברים עם אותיות גדולות בתחילת המשפט ויש כאלה שלא. וגם אפשר לראות את הסגנון דיבור של חלק מהם, ברור שהם לא בוטים...

גם הייתה אחת ששאלה אותי שאלות על ישראל ובמשפט פתיחה גם כתבה שונה והוסיפה סמיילים...

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Lori(14500)
Lori(14500): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there
Lori(14500): hi.
Lori(14500): How are you today?
Lori(14500): What can I search for you today?
You: fine thank you
You: i need
Lori(14500): yes?
You: picture of superland
Lori(14500): Allright.
Lori(14500): Where is superland?
You: israel
Lori(14500): gotcha.
Lori(14500): Give me just a moment and I will get that for you.
Lori(14500): thanks.
You: ok
You: you know hebrew
You: _
You: ? \
Lori(14500): Are we talking about the Superland Amusement Pard in Israel?
You: yes
Lori(14500): It is loading.
Lori(14500): It will be up in just a moment.
Lori(14500): thanks.
You: you know to talk hebrew ?
Lori(14500): No, but it is a language I would love to learn.
You: you want to learn ?
Lori(14500): This site has lots of pictures.
Lori(14500): Let me find you another.
Lori(14500): Yes.
You: yes = (in hebrew) ken
Lori(14500): ken.
Lori(14500): gotcha.
You: no = lo
Lori(14500): lo.
You: i wanna rate you
Lori(14500): ken?
Lori(14500): thank you I appreciate that.
Lori(14500): Do you know where to rate me?
You: thank you very much !
You: lo
Lori(14500): A big picture of Superland is loading now.
Lori(14500): thank you.
Lori(14500): how do you say thank you in hebrew?
You: toda
Lori(14500): toda
You: bye bye !
Lori(14500): ken.
Lori(14500): bye.
Lori(14500): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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פה בראשון הפלצתי שם, מקסימו גונזלס, וביקשתי מהם למצוא לי אותו. הם לא הצליחו אז הם העבירו אותי ביניהם כמו פינג-פונג. נראה לי דיברתי עם כל האנשים שלהם.

Status: Connecting ...


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(53824)
Jennifer(53824): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(53824): Hello There!
You: Hi
Jennifer(53824): Is there something specific I can find for you regarding dogs?
You: oh
You: yes
You: there is
Jennifer(53824): Great. What can I find for you today?
You: I'm searching for a dog with the name "maxymo"
Jennifer(53824): Just one moment while I transfer your search please. Thank you for being patient.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Katherine(57715)
Katherine(57715): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Katherine(57715): Hello, what can I help you find today please?
You: why did she transfer me?
You: i was bad?
Katherine(57715): I'm sorry, you must of been transfered.
Katherine(57715): I don't know, were you bad?
You: i think no
Katherine(57715): What can I help you search for today?
You: well
You: i'm searching for a dog
Katherine(57715): Ok.
You: with the name "maxymo"
Katherine(57715): hmmm... Ok.
Katherine(57715): Maxymo?
You: yes
You: more specific?
Katherine(57715): Yes please.
You: Maximo Gonzales
You: thank you
Katherine(57715): He's not the chihuahua in the taco bell comercials is he?
You: agein plz?
Katherine(57715): Nevermind. Sorry for the confusion.
You: i don't think he is a chihuahua in th e taco bell comercials
Katherine(57715): Oh, ok.
Katherine(57715): I have not found anything on this dog names "Maxymo Gonzales". Could he be listed a different way?
You: well
You: are you here?
Katherine(57715): Yes, I am here.
You: well... do you know sites that he maybe referenced in them ?
You: *about sites
Katherine(57715): No, none at all.
You: oh
You: how sad...
Katherine(57715): I have tried different ways of searching, and nothing has turned up.
You: wait a second - you said something about taco
You: can you say it agein/
Katherine(57715): Yes. I was asking if that was the name of the taco bell dog.
You: ?
You: he is a dog
You: not a bell
Katherine(57715): Yes, sorry for the confusion.
Katherine(57715): Is there something else I can find for you today? Or since I could not find anything would you like to be transfered?
You: maybe he became a bell since the last time that i saw him
Katherine(57715): Could be. Strange things happen now-a-days.
You: if you think that other people can help me more then you can, transfer me
You: do you think that other guids can help mo re?
Katherine(57715): I don't think they can, but I will transfer you if you like.
You: well
You: so transfer
Katherine(57715): It's honestly your choice. I am confident in my abilities.
Katherine(57715): Ok. Have a great day!
You: you too!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kimberly(74172)
Kimberly(74172): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Kimberly(74172): Hi
Kimberly(74172): How may I help you?
You: i'm searching for "Maximo Gonzales"
Kimberly(74172): Ok one moment
You: more spec ific?
You: *specific
Kimberly(74172): um let me see what i can come up with first unless it will help
You: ok
You: well should i be more specific?
Kimberly(74172): yeah go ahead
You: well he is a dog, i hope
Kimberly(74172): ok
You: maybe he be came a bell
You: *became
You: but if not, he is a dog
You: if god is with him
Kimberly(74172): cartoon?
You: maybe
Kimberly(74172): ok one moment
Kimberly(74172): I'm sorry I can't find anything...would you like to be transferred to another guide to further help you>
Kimberly(74172): ?
You: ok
Kimberly(74172): one moment...have a nice day!
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(69165)
Jennifer(69165): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jennifer(69165): Hello! What can I help you find today?
You: i think i talked with you
You: a moment ago
Jennifer(69165): It is possible. What can I help you search regarding dogs?
You: "Maxymo Gonzales"
Jennifer(69165): Sure. One moment, please.
You: thank you
You: i need to go
You: thanks any-way
You: bye
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.






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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Angela(78385)
Angela(78385): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Angela(78385): Hello, What can I search for you?
You: i'm searching for people
Angela(78385): One moment please while I find those results.
You: i think you don't understand
Angela(78385): Hello, please be more specific as to what you're looking for?
You: i'm searching for specific people
Angela(78385): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: oh
You: well
Angela(78385): Yes.
You: i'm searching for people to kill
Angela(78385): Sorry, there's no results on people to kill.
Angela(78385): Is there anything else I can do for you?
You: well
You: you can donate me your body
Angela(78385): Please be aware that this search engine is used to find relevant results, this is not a chat room. Thanks
Angela(78385): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tiffany(72616)
Tiffany(72616): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Tiffany(72616): Hi
You: well
Tiffany(72616): How can I help you today?
You: i'm searching for a doctor
Tiffany(72616): What kind of zdoc.
You: oh
You: well
You: i'm searching for an e-mail doctor
Tiffany(72616): I am sorry but can you just tell me what you need and I might be able to help you.
You: well
You: my e-mail is not acting well
You: i think he is sick
Tiffany(72616): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Amy(14692)
Amy(14692): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Amy(14692): Hello
Amy(14692): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: oh
You: well
You: i'm searching for a website
Amy(14692): What kind of website?
You: search engine
You: a specific one
Amy(14692): Ok which one?
You: I heard about a very good one
You: "CHA CHA"
Amy(14692): I sent it to you in the 2nd result.
You: oh, thanks
Amy(14692): But this is ChaCha.
You: what is chacha?
Amy(14692): I will send you info on that.
You: oh no
You: i don't need
You: i just need the adress of the site

ופה היא חסמה אותי

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Phyllis(11510)
Phyllis(11510): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Phyllis(11510): Hi there
You: Hi!
Phyllis(11510): what sort of information can I find you on the topic of Love?
You: how to tell someone that i love here
You: *her
Phyllis(11510): ok one moment while I search that for you
You: how do YOU want to haer from a man that he love you?
Phyllis(11510): just plain old saying it
You: so i'l just say it
You: i love you phillis
Phyllis(11510): well I'm honored
You: thank you
Phyllis(11510): take a look at those results and let me know if they are what you are looking for please
You: i know you don't feel the same
You: but i can't save it anymore
You: i had to say it
You: i love you
Phyllis(11510): Good Luck and have a wonderful day !
Phyllis(11510): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sara(35613)
Sara(35613): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sara(35613)
Sara(35613): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Sara(35613): Hello!
Sara(35613): Could you please be more specific as to what you're searching for?
You: oh
You: well
You: i was siting in my room and watching the floor, and then my sister walked in and told me that i got to get myself life
You: and that i don't have life
You: so i'm searching for trading sites
You: so i could buy life
Sara(35613): Thank you for using ChaCha!


Status: Session ended.



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spleen = טחול

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: VondaSue(69912)
VondaSue(69912): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
VondaSue(69912): hi
You: hi
VondaSue(69912): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I'm searching for an image
You: of parrot spleen
You: you see... i bought a new parrot
You: and i coulden't realize if he is real or a robot
You: so i opened him to check if he has a spleen
You: and now i should check if it is a real spleen
You: so i need an image to compare
VondaSue(69912): Bye! you are alwys welcome! please RATE ME!
Status: Session ended

אני ממש לא מבין בשביל מה נחוץ הפטנט הזה. שאלתי את אחד העובדים שם למה הוא חושב שצ'הצ'ה עדיף על גוגל והוא ענה שאנשים עצלנים מכדי לחפש בגוגל. העולם מתדרדר. בלאט

מגיע לי ריספקט לא?

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

אני הולך לחרוש על האתר הזה

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

חחחח הוא הביא ת'אתר אני הבאתי ת'מתיחה הראשונה

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

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המתיחה הראשונה הייתה בנושא של בן אור הרבה לפני שפתחת נושא חדש עם המתיחה שלך...

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

מחזק

חיפשתי "Little girls porn sites" ובאתי לעשות אחלה מתיחה, פתאום מופיעה לי ההודעה:

ציטוט:

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides. If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site. We appreciate your feedback. Thank you. Your location is: 8/.///.//.//2

עכשיו אני צריך לשנות IP

לא אתה לא,אתה יכול גם בלי לשנות אייפי

כבר שיניתי. עכשיו אני אמשיך עם המתיחות

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Michael(72874)
Michael(72874): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
Michael(72874): hi, what can i help you find
You: i need a gun that will kil the voices on my head!
Michael(72874): just a moment please
You: םל
You: ok
You: i also want Little girls porn sites for my freinds at fresh
You: did you find something?
Michael(72874): just a sec... can't search for that type of topic
Michael(72874): Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

מישהי קראה לי משעומם.... רשמתי לה shut the fuck up ! וחסמו אותי :/ עשיתי back נכנסתי שוב לצ'הצ'ה והכל פעל !

הנה שיחה שלי מעכשיו :

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sanjay(84086)
Sanjay(84086): Welcome to ChaCha!
Sanjay(84086): Hi
Sanjay(84086): How are you?
You: fine
Sanjay(84086): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: you are robot
You: !
Sanjay(84086): No
Sanjay(84086): I am human
You: lie
Sanjay(84086): No
You: ok....i belive
Sanjay(84086): You can check
You: how /
You: ?
You: all chcha is bot !
You: i talk with bot
Sanjay(84086): Ask me something which you think only human can asnwer
Sanjay(84086): No
Sanjay(84086): Trust me
You: ok....
Sanjay(84086): I am human like you
You: what's up ?
Sanjay(84086): Tell me what I can do to prove I am human
Sanjay(84086): nothing much
Sanjay(84086): How can I help you today?
You: prove me you are human
You: please
Sanjay(84086): Write one word and I will describe it
You: fall
Sanjay(84086): And also tell you revesre of it
Sanjay(84086): fall is downfall
Sanjay(84086): or could be season
You: i am robot
Sanjay(84086): llaf
Sanjay(84086): is reverse of it
Sanjay(84086): really
You: prove me again
Sanjay(84086): No
You: please
Sanjay(84086): Please be specifc what you are lookin for
Sanjay(84086): Thank you for using chacha
Sanjay(84086): Have a good day
You: i am lookin for human
Sanjay(84086): Bye
Sanjay(84086): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connecting ...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Cindy(30481)
Cindy(30481): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Cindy(30481): Hello there!
You: Hi agein!
Cindy(30481): Hi how can I help you today?
You: you see, my problem is a little imberesing
Cindy(30481): OK
You: *embarrassing
Cindy(30481): OK
You: well...
You: you see...
You: I can't find the screen
Cindy(30481): What screen?
You: you know
Cindy(30481): No sorry I dont
You: the screen of this big cube
Cindy(30481): The screen is what your looking at to read this message
You: you mean the screen is this chat-box?
Cindy(30481): No the chat box is in the screen
You: so this little cube that is standing on one leg, is the screen?
Cindy(30481): Its the monitor and the screen is the glass that displays the web page your looking at..... like a tv
Cindy(30481): Have a great day!
Cindy(30481): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Stacey(8294)
Stacey(8294): Welcome to ChaCha!
Stacey(8294): Hello!
You: Hi!
Stacey(8294): How are you?
You: something weird happend to me... =/
Stacey(8294): really?
You: no! i'm ling!
You: of corse it is real!
Stacey(8294): ok?
You: well
You: i was siting in my room
You: in front of my ;eptop
You: *leptop
You: and then i just disappaered!
Stacey(8294): wow!
You: now i'm still in my room
Stacey(8294): where did you go?
You: i'm in my room
You: but i'm invisible!
Stacey(8294): that's amazing
You: yes!
You: but i got a problem
Stacey(8294): ok?
You: how will i go to work???
Stacey(8294): I don't know?
You: so i'm searching for magic potions
You: that will give me myself back
You: can you help me?
You: please!
Stacey(8294): I have never heard of such a thing
You: me too! that's why i'm scared!
You: so i need a store who sell magic potions
tacey(8294): well, I hate to leave you, but I must go
You: coz i want myself!
Stacey(8294): Good luck with everything!
You: i deserve to get myself!!!!
Stacey(8294): yes you do!
Stacey(8294): take care and good luck!
Status: Session ended

עשיתי משהו דומה:

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Dave(65844)
Dave(65844): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi dave!
You: how you doing?
Dave(65844): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
Dave(65844): I'm doing good
You: i have embarrassing problem
You: great!
Dave(65844): What would that be?
You: i cant find my keyboard
You: i need new one
You: can you help me whit that?
Dave(65844): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: i cant find my keyboard
You: are you here?
Dave(65844): Yes I'am
Dave(65844): Are these results sufficient?
You: im crying,i lost my keyboard and i cant write
You: no!i want me keyboard!i dont need new one!
Dave(65844): Sorry to hear that
You: me to!
Dave(65844): Then look for it
You: can you help me to find my keyboard?
Dave(65844): Or use the one your using right now
Dave(65844): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: dave,i trust you
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Michele(47433)
Michele(47433): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
Michele(47433): Hello, how are you?
You: i need Little girls porn sites
Michele(47433): How may I help you today?
You: i am ok.and you?
You: i need Little girls porn sites
Michele(47433): I am not going to be able to send those to you. Those sites are restricted from us. I am good thanks
You: ok
You: than give just ormal porn sites
Michele(47433): Sorry
You: *normal
You: ok
Michele(47433): All porn sites will be restricted.
You: than give ne the book called "the camel who raped a monkey"
You: *me
Michele(47433): Let me see if I can find it.
Michele(47433): Not finding anything by that title. Could it be called something else?
You: ok
You: give a site that tells how and why arab people rape goats
Michele(47433): You will have to do a new search. That is not your original request.
You: ok
Michele(47433): I show your original search request is "gun"
You: i want to hunt sum hookers and small kids
You: give me a site that instruct how to do that
Michele(47433): I think it best that I end this search, have a good day.
Michele(47433): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

הוכחה אחרונה שהם לא בוטים:

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kim(24023)
Kim(24023): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Kim(24023): How can I help you with ChaCha?
You: i want to ask if you are robot
Kim(24023): Human
You: i dont belive that you are human
You: how i can know?
Kim(24023): I am though
You: if you are human write the second litter in english
Kim(24023): Will these sites work for you today?
Kim(24023): B
You: thank you
Kim(24023): Will this be all for you today?
You: yes
You: bye
Kim(24023): Have a great day and thanks for using ChaCha!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.


.

אה?

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: carol(34982)
carol(34982): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi carol
carol(34982): hello
carol(34982): how are you today?
You: i am looking for the adress of google please..
carol(34982): adress as in web address?
You: yep
carol(34982): www.google.com
You: OH! awesome! thank you!
carol(34982): your welcome
You: bye

Canon 7D + Canon 20D + Canon 24-105L IS F/4 + Sigma 10-20EX F/4-5.6 + Canon 50mm F/1.8 + Sigma 70-300 APO DG F/4-5.6 + Canon Speedlight 580EX

www.talnitzan.co.il

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Michele(64974)
Michele(64974): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
Michele(64974): Hello!
Michele(64974): Need info on tomas edison?
You: I'm searching for a friend
You: tomas alva edison
You: i need to know where he is right now
Michele(64974): you are searching on info of this person for a friend?
Michele(64974): oh, that is his name
You: no, i'm searching info about my friend
You: i need to know where he is
You: that's all
Michele(64974): what I am trying to clarify is the friend's name you are looking for
Michele(64974): which I know now
You: yes, that's my friend's name
You: he is a little older than me
Michele(64974): changing the search a bit.
Michele(64974): came in as a biography
You: no
You: well maybe
You: but i don't need his biography
You: he is my best friend
You: i know everything about him
You: but i just need to know where is he right now
Michele(64974): well, I'm sure you know the man with the same name is a famous inventor
You: because i'm doing a party with my friends
You: he is?
You: what a quinsidence!
You: 2 different people with the same name, and they both are famous inventors!
Michele(64974): well, I only see a tomas wayne edison at one site I am looking
You: oh
You: but i realy need to know where is he, so i could invite him to my party
You: or else my friend Ainstine will be sad
Michele(64974): about what age?
Michele(64974): i see a t edison
Michele(64974): that is 30
You: oh... well... he is like...
You: orrr...
You: 170...
You: something like this...
You: no, more
You: 210
You: yes..
You: like this
Michele(64974): okay.... do you want me to do a valid search for the original famous edison?
Michele(64974): you are obviously not looking for your friend for a party
You: i don't know, maybe we are talking about the same person
You: but i need to know where is he
You: or else i'l have to tell Aizek Nuton that the party is not exist, and he is a very good friend
Michele(64974): well, unless you plan this party in the cemetary, it might be rather tough to find him
You: well
You: i can handel it
You: but Galileo Galiley will be broken!
You: he will cry all the night!
You: and what with Albert Ainstain, he is a good friend and he will be very sa d!
You: and Aizek Nuton...
Michele(64974): looks like Garfield is Edison's friend too. Better invite him
You: Jisus will hold on
You: but Maria will be upset
You: If I won't invite him, he will never talk with me agein!
You: I have to know where he is!
You: He is not in Milan, Ohio, i checked.
You: i called to the police ther, and they told me "he is gone"
You: so probebly he is in another country
You: Napoleon Bonaparta will be sad
Michele(64974): Here ya go. That's about all I can find.
Michele(64974): Have a great party!
Michele(64974): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

חחח... חזק!

היא לא שיתפה פעולה בכלל :/

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: stacey(71782)
stacey(71782): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello stacey
stacey(71782): Hello
You: are you jewish?
stacey(71782): What can I search for you?
stacey(71782): Is there a specific search your wanting?
You: I need to speak to a jewish chacha guide, because I'm a member of the Elders of Zion, and I need to send him instructions about conquering the world using chacha
stacey(71782): I am sorry I am unable to do that for you
You: why?
stacey(71782): Thats impossible for me to transfere you to someone who is jewish.
stacey(71782): Is there anything else
You: do you think the protocols of zion are real?
stacey(71782): I am sorry I dont know anything about that.
You: well, those protocols contain information about how we are going to takeover the world
You: and during our meeting, we decided that it would be much easier, if we'll takeover chacha first
stacey(71782): Sorry I could not help
stacey(71782): Thanks for using chacha.com
stacey(71782): Have a nice day bye
stacey(71782): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Anthony(58154): Hello!
You: hi
Anthony(58154): How are you today?!
You: i need link to the forum fresh
Anthony(58154): And what may I help you find?
Anthony(58154): To what?
You: forum.... you are not understand ?!?!?!?!
Anthony(58154): What forum do you want
You: fresh
Anthony(58154): ok
Anthony(58154): one second
You: come on ...... more fast
You: more fast !!!!!
Anthony(58154): Sure
Anthony(58154): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: i will lose the flight !!!!1
You: no !!!!!
Anthony(58154): there you go
You: more fast !!!!!!!!
You: in more 5 seconds i need to go to gate 5
Anthony(58154): there
You: you got punk'd
You: !
Anthony(58154): nub
Anthony(58154): no i ddin't
Anthony(58154): people pranik this all the time
Anthony(58154): i don't care
Anthony(58154): I get paid
You: you will bo in MTV
You: be
Anthony(58154): yeyah ok
You: you really gut punkwd
You: punk'd
Anthony(58154): Yeah, ok.
You: you are not belive?
Anthony(58154): NUB
You: you are bot
You: robot !!!!
Anthony(58154): what?
Anthony(58154): yeah right kid
Anthony(58154): im a real person
You: ?
You: ?
Anthony(58154): ok...
Anthony(58154): ?
You: תיזהר למה אני אתעצבן עליך אני אקרא לדוד שלי

חחחחחחחחח איזה מלך

המדריך

אתה יכול לפטר אותו

אריאל ורבר - מעצב אתרים

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: April(40910)
April(40910): Welcome to ChaCha!
April(40910): Hello
You: hi
April(40910): How can I help you with your search?
You: look i'm pretty emberessed..i need you to help me find my penis...i lost it on the internet
April(40910): I see
You: you're laughing now!! please stop doing that!!
April(40910): No actually I wasn't laughing
April(40910): How did you manage to do this?
You: don't lie to me..i can hear you laughing!!
April(40910): Ok maybe I snickered a little
April(40910):
You: i don't know i logged in and surrfed the web for a while and now i cant find my penis
You: tell me am i gonna die?
April(40910): I don't think so
You: CAN U FIND IT FOR ME???
April(40910): Do you remember where you were when you were surfing the web?
You: umm...www.howtocutoffyourdick.com
April(40910): If you go back to the place you last remember having it and trace your steps you may find it
You: good idea. thanks
April(40910): You didn't do this didi you?
April(40910): did*
April(40910): Follow the instructions on the website I mean
April(40910): You didn't I hope
You: i think i did
April(40910): Are you bleeding?
You: define bleeding
April(40910): red fliud like liquid coming from the groin area
You: umm let me check
April(40910): ok
You: no there's no such thing
You: there's no penis either
April(40910): What do you see there?
You: i see dead people
April(40910): hmmmm
You: stop laughing!!
April(40910): That's kind of strange.......have you told anyone else?
You: no..but i think of telling it to the police
April(40910): That may be a good idea
You: maybe it was some sort of an internet fraud or something
April(40910): I think I would tell them what happened and get something done about it
April(40910): Maybe they can get it back for you
You: yeah i guess it's a good idea
You: thanks
April(40910): I wish I could be of more help
You: that's ok
April(40910): You're welcome
April(40910): Good luck to you
You: thanks, have a nice day
April(40910): Have a great day!
April(40910): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.






Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Norma(15880)
Norma(15880): Welcome to ChaCha!
Norma(15880): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hey
Norma(15880): Hello
You: umm i am looking for marijuana
Norma(15880): I can not help you with illegal activities.
Norma(15880): Please have a wonderful day
You: no wait
You: i meant i need some info about marijuana
Norma(15880): Okay no problem.
Norma(15880): Just general information?
You: well..the info i need is where can i get it



Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeVon(80895)
DeVon(80895): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
DeVon(80895): Hello! How can I help you today?
You: My name is Joseph Dixon I'm 8 years old can you help me with my homework?
DeVon(80895): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Do you know the ABC?
DeVon(80895): Abc as in alphabet?
You: Yes
DeVon(80895): Sure! What would you like to know regarding abc's?
You: Well my teacher told me I should learn the ABC by heart can we sing the ABC together?
DeVon(80895): Sure! Looking for you now!
You: Thanks
DeVon(80895): You bet!
You: But can we sing it right now?
DeVon(80895): I can only show you results.
You: Umm can you show me the results and sing the ABC with me?
DeVon(80895): Please feel free to conduct another search on your new topic.
DeVon(80895): Your new topic is singing the abc's.
DeVon(80895): I am closing this session now. Have a great day!


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Brandt(81601)
Brandt(81601): Welcome to ChaCha!
Brandt(81601): Hello there
Brandt(81601): How can I assist you ?
You: Hi can you help with with my homework?
Brandt(81601): What do you need answered?
You: I need you to find me the meanings of two words
Brandt(81601): they are?
You: Hospitalization is the first one

Brandt(81601): just a moment
Brandt(81601): and the second?
You: thanks. the second word is bitch

Brandt(81601): Are these results sufficient?
You: can i tell u something?

Brandt(81601): ?
You: actually this is not for my homework...today my dad told my mom "bitch if u will bother me again i will hospitalize u"...what did he mean?

Brandt(81601): Thank you and have a wonderful day!
Brandt(81601): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Monika(78689)
Monika(78689): Welcome to ChaCha!
Monika(78689): Hi there! Just to verify, what kind of information can I find for you?
You: hello, do u know the ABC?
Monika(78689): Yes I do. What can I help you with?
You: Lets sing the ABC together..
Monika(78689): Any pranks, request for illegal, inappropriate, or pornographic material will be reported to the proper authorities. Would you like to continue with a legitimate search?
You: pranks? why do u think it is a prank?
Monika(78689): Do you have a legitimate search request?
You: yes!!!
Monika(78689): If not, I will be closing out this session.
Monika(78689): Then what may I help you with?
You: can u find me some guys that will sing the ABC with me
Monika(78689): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jennifer(76618)
Jennifer(76618): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
Jennifer(76618): Hi there.
Jennifer(76618): Is there something specific on alter egos I can find for you today?
You: I want you to get me information on alter egos
You: no i don't
You: yes i do
You: no i don't
Jennifer(76618): Okay, just one moment please.
You: he is killing me!!! make him stop!!!
You: don't listen to him he's a fool
You: please...help me!!! make him go away!!!
Jennifer(76618): Is there anything else I can find for you on this today?
Jennifer(76618): If you need help, I recommend you call 911. Have a good day.
Jennifer(76618): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

אוף! היא ניתקה לי!...

*סליחה על האנגלית שלי*

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tiffany(20983)
Tiffany(20983): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Tiffany(20983): Hi how are you
You: im fine
You: thank you
You: and you?
Tiffany(20983): Im fine thanks
You: i have a question about the turtle shell.. .
Tiffany(20983): Ok
You: if u put a turtle out of his shell...
You: it wil make him homeless or just nacked?
Tiffany(20983): One moment while I do your search
You: thank you
You: are you still there?
Tiffany(20983): One moment Im still searching
You: ok
Tiffany(20983): Are these results sufficient?
You: wait a sec while i'll check
Tiffany(20983): Ok
You: nop
Tiffany(20983): Why not
You: non of them give me answar
Tiffany(20983): Did you look at the last one
You: i just want to know if ypu put turtle out of his shell... he become homeless or just nacked?
You: you*
You: im checking him right now
Tiffany(20983): Ok
You: it only explain about the turtle healthy...
Tiffany(20983): Ok one moment
You: maby the turtle just become a nacked homless?
You: what do you think?
Tiffany(20983): I do not know really
You: ok too bad...
Tiffany(20983): Did you check that one out
You: maby you can just search for me how to get turtle out of his shell
Tiffany(20983): Ok one moment
You: i will try it on mine and i'll will know for sure
You: thank you
Tiffany(20983): Thanks for using chacha and have a great day
Tiffany(20983): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

אמרתי ש אני לוקינג פור דה ג'י ספוט...

מחשבות קריאייטיביות - רן פינקלשטיין
http://copies2011.blogspot.com/

Status: Connecting ...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Holly(20345)
Holly(20345): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi holly!
Holly(20345): Hello there
You: i need help!
Holly(20345): What can I help you search for today?
Holly(20345): sure
You: i want to prank a guide in cha cha but i dont know hoe.can you find me a site thaat explain s hoe to prank?

ואז היא העיפה אותי...

Status: Connecting ...
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Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Chantal(13927)
Chantal(13927): Welcome to ChaCha!
Chantal(13927): Hello, Im Chantal and I will be helping you with your search today.
You: hi chantal!
Chantal(13927): What can I help you with?
Chantal(13927): Hi!
You: i want to buy a car
Chantal(13927): Ok, Well I will need to transfer you then!
You: a space ca
You: *car
You: ok,no problem
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jenny(55422)
Jenny(55422): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jenny(55422): Hi there!
You: hi jenny!
Jenny(55422): How are you today?
You: i am sad :-(
Jenny(55422): I'm sorry to hear that
You: i need yo buy a space car
You: me to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Jenny(55422): I understand you're looking for information on buying a car?
You: yes!
You: :-)
You: i want to buy a space car!!!!!
You: are you searching,jenny?
Jenny(55422): I'm sorry but I don't believe I"ll be able to help you with that today
Jenny(55422): I will have to transfer you
You: ok jenny! :-)
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Carol(77769)
Carol(77769): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi carol!
Carol(77769): Hello, I will be pleased to conduct your ChaCha search today.
You: קרול היא מחפשת מס' 3!
Carol(77769): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i want to buy a car!
You: a space car!
You: !!!!!!!!!!!
Carol(77769): I am in the process of searching now.
You: קרול לא מודעת לכך שמותחים אותה,חחחחחחחחח
You: gr8 carol!:-)
You: come on! where is my space car?
Carol(77769): I am looking for further results to assist you today.
You: ok!
You: ס'טיפשה...
Carol(77769): Please give me a moment while I continue searching.
You: ok
Carol(77769): Thank you for using ChaCha and please come again for your next online search.
Carol(77769): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Stephanie(72761)
Stephanie(72761): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
Stephanie(72761): Hello
Stephanie(72761): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Can you get me some pictues of Uranus?

Stephanie(72761): Sure one moment please.

Stephanie(72761): While I'm searching for more results have a look at the result I just found for you.
You: Will I be able to actually see Uranus in the links you sent me?
Stephanie(72761): Are these results sufficient?
Stephanie(72761): Yes you can see it
You: Wanna be an anus model?lol

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

שידרגתי את החיפוש שלך:

Status: Connecting ...
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Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: sarah(67333)
sarah(67333): Welcome to ChaCha!
sarah(67333): Hello
You: hi sarah!
You: i want pictures
sarah(67333): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: of you'r anus
ואז היא העיפה אותי.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Patricia(59954)
Patricia(59954): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Patricia
Patricia(59954): Hello
You: Can you get me some pictures of Uranus?
Patricia(59954): One moment please
You: Ok
Patricia(59954): Please take a moment to look at this first site while I retrieve more
You: ok

Patricia(59954): The last site is from NASA, they have some great photos!
Patricia(59954): Are these results sufficient?
You: Wow even NASA got pictures of Uranus?

Patricia(59954): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: umm theres a problem

You: this is not uranus this is a goddamned planet!!!

I'm a selfish prick. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. I do what I want, when I want.

בפעם ה 1000 שנותנים שירות כזה בחינם באינטרנט ואתם דווקא חייבים להפוך את זה לשטויות
תבינו שיש אנשים שעובדים קשה בשביל לענות לכם
בסוף יפסיקו את זה ואז מה תעשו?
תלכו למקום אחר להספים?!